Parkvecta^® Terms of Use

Your access to this website is subject to the following terms and conditions. By accessing and browsing the site you accept and agree to, without limitation or qualification, the terms and condition. You acknowledge all other agreements between you and parkvecta.com are superseded with respect to your access and use of this website.

You understand that this site makes no representation that the information is appropriate or available in your location. Contents of this site may be illegal in your location and those who choose to continue to access this site from those locations do so at their own risk.

You should be aware that Parkvecta^® is just an inside joke and is not real medication.

Not Medical Advice

This site does NOT provide medical advice. These products are not available because they are not real and you absolutely should not ask your healthcare professional to prescribe Parkvecta^®. If you desire or need medical services contact a licensed health care professional.

Exclusion of Warranty

This site makes no warranties or representations as to its accuracy. In fact because this drug is fake, we can, without hesitation, say you should not trust any of the content on this site. Everything on this site is provided to you "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OR ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY. Note some jurisdictions may not allow the exclusions of implied warranties, but since this is a fake drug and a joke website the site would only be impacted by laws restricting free speech, humor, and satire.

Modification of Agreement

Parkvecta.com may, at any time, revise these terms and conditions. You are bound by any such revisions, and therefore, must frequently review these terms and conditions regularly.